|this is a photo of an ass.|
a real one. not just someone
who acts like one.
“Rose, stop being so defensive. We weren’t talking about you. Big surprise, the universe isn’t about YOU.
It’s about ME.” - to Senior Account Manager Rose Peñalosa during a typical round of office drama.
“That’s what I tell my wife on the fifth day of her period.” - after someone remarked at a client briefing that security systems are like cars, and can get stuck up if not used for a long time.
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i do hope to keep these coming.
'catch you later.