Sunday, June 13, 2010

Why is it so Darth in here...?!?!

Last i heard, Yahoo! is supposed to be an information source of high esteem. Then they come out with this:

The above article could be an indicator of any of the following:

1. The Star Wars/Lucas PR machine is starting to grind something, which means we have to expect something from Georgie’s little ranch.

2. Shrinks in the place where they brainstorm for Yahoo! online articles over warm milk and cookies with too much candy sprinkles are out of work and raffled off supervillains to psychoanalyze.

3. This could be the first in a stupid series of has-been supervillain psycho-profiles by Yahoo!, which means we should expect succeeding articles to profile guys like Wile E. Coyote, Lex Luthor, and Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

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The article in question supposes that Darth Vadah is suffering from “borderline personality disorder.” I mean, duh... The guy is wrapped up in emo-black leather threads, with a son who wants to kill him, same son who almost had an incestuous relationship with his sister, including a yucky lip-lock (awkward!!!), gets a buzzy handshake from his old boss when he gets pissed off, has a waistline so high it belongs in Hong Kong, is jammed with equipment put together from antiques dug out from Radio Shack back when the 8-track was “state of the art, “ and probably eats through a tube stuck in his ass. Ya THINK he may have a disorder?!?!

Ooh ooh... and his lightsaber is a gay pinkie color, which means that it may have a "pink-glowing-dildo-that-will-cut-your-clit" setting.  I'm guessing the lightsaber scared Amidala off...

And why on earth is there an article on the supposed psycho problems of a movie villain who doesn’t really exist? Those losers are really running out of material.

And so am i... bwahahahahahaha...

‘catch you later.

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