Monday, August 16, 2010
Movie Review: The Expendables (Everything's expendable... even the plot)
Jason Statham totally owned the movie, Sly Stallone was just really having fun with it (even bringing in his Planet Hollywood buddies, Bruce Willis and Ah-nuld the Governator for cameos that did nothing for the story. Waitaminit... there was no story to begin with anyways... but i digress...), Mickey Rourke mistakenly thought he was expected to do some serious acting, Jet Li’s script was probably written by Russell Peters, or some other racist a-hole, and everyone else probably did acting workshops in the gym with dumbbells. Operative word being “dumb.”
But yes, i totally enjoyed the ride, and i’d come back for a sequel. Oh, and so should Van Damme.
‘catch you later.